I'd rather go to Tesco's than Disneyland
When I get to heaven will it be full of shops?
Do you want that crap
Come to Bevland - We can give you everything
What you don't need will come through the door
Park and joyride, drive-in, smash grab
Do you want that crap
Come to Bevland - We can give you everything
Come to Bevland - We can give you everything
Shop 'til you drop, "take your baskets by the hand"
The muzak's better than shit, weedy Brit-pop bands
Open 24 hours, time to wind up
Store detectives, sad bastard wannabe cops
Do you, do you, do you, do you want that crap
Do you, do you, do you, do you want that crap
Do you really want that crap
Come to Bevland - We can sell you anything
Come to Bevland - Don't want anything from you
Like betterware catalogues, leaflets galore
Kirby demonstrations sucking up the soul from the floor
Excuse me sonny, can I look inside your bag
Put those points on your clubcard, get yourself tagged
Do you, do you, do you, do you want that crap
Do you, do you, do you, do you want that crap
Do you really want that crap
Come to Bevland - We can sell you anything
Come to Bevland - Don't want anything from you
Come to Bevland - We can sell you anything
Come to Bevland - Don't want anything from you
47002
A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
John’s Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Just Like the Sixties
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare
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