This is the last train "all aboard"
Pack up your troubles, pack up your chessboard
A suicide bomber to kill the game dead
"I bet you didn't see that ten moves ahead"
This is the last train - a real dead load
666 on its head code
From detonation alley to Liang Shang Po
Hey ho, here we go

This is the train to Spyro Town
The station signs are upside down
This is the train to the all-night ferry
Across the water get out of this city
This is the last train the end of the line
No more tickets or penalty fines
From Lands End to Liang Shang Po
Hey ho, here we go