Running on even time, we’ve reached the end of the line
This is the last tram to nowhere depot bound…
I hadn’t read the script, the timetable’s ripped to bits
This is the last tram to nowhere depot bound…
This is not punk, this is not funk, this is not disco
This is the last tram to nowhere depot bound…
This is the last tram to nowhere depot bound
When the driver blacks out his destination blinds
Well he's had his cup of tea, stirred with a carriage key
To short out all the inner carriage lights
Stuck in the middle of the Black Hole going deeper underground…
Everything starts with empty seats like a ghost train with no sound…
Out of the frying pan into the fire on the last tram depot bound
The network’s closed down, there’s no recovery time
Now I'm sat all alone, I'd rather be back home
These should be the best times of our lives
Stuck in the middle of the Black Hole going deeper underground…
Everything starts with empty seats like a ghost train with no sound…
Out of the frying pan into the fire on the last tram depot bound
This is not soul, this is not dance, this is not techno
This is not boogie, this is not woogie this is not retro
This is not hip-hop, this is not rap, this is not metal
Stuck in the middle of the Black Hole going deeper underground…
Everything starts with empty seats like a ghost train with no sound…
Out of the frying pan into the fire on the last tram depot bound
This is the last tram to nowhere depot bound
This is the last tram to nowhere depot bound
This is the last tram to nowhere…
47002
A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
John’s Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Just Like the Sixties
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare
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