When Todd Landers came to our town
He had the visor on his helmet battened down
He had a gas mask packed in his bag
Which was hidden by his latest skateboard mag
His sandwiches were all vacuum packed
And excessively sealed in foil wrap
He had a knowing glint in his eye
And the sign on his box read "Disarm or die"
Mesmerised by the sign on his lunchbox
Todd's back to save the world again
Take heed of his pious peace box
Todd's back to save the world again
His sandwiches were all vacuum packed
And excessively sealed in foil wrap
Harold Bishop may be a pompous wanker
The box read "Atom kraft, nein danke"
Mesmerised by the sign on his lunchbox
Todd's back to save the world again
Take heed of his pious peace box
Todd's back to save the world again