BEAST OF BRATISLAVA    

Being cornered by those that feel it necessary to spurt out exaggerated tales of their deeds and conquests, as if they were ever remotely believable or interesting in the first place.

Shut down the Beast of Bratislava
Shut down the Beast of Bratislava
Shut down the Beast of Bratislava - Shut him down

With a hand full of olives and rotting meat
The thirsty dog spits gravel through his teeth
Vomits beneath the branches of the sacred tree

O Beast of Bratislava - wont you leave me?
So I can have a good time all the time

I said to Derek, Derek said to me
Wouldn't it be good, wouldn't it be lovely
I said to Derek, Derek said to me
Wouldn't it be good, and lovely

Baszd meg! Beast of Bratislava
Baszd meg! Beast of Bratislava
Baszd meg! Beast of Bratislava Baszd meg!

Lock up your daughters, lock up your lambs
Elderberry wine, Estrella and your cans
Never trust a man with hair on the palms of his hands

O Beast of Bratislava - wont you leave me?
So I can have a good time all the time

If you ain't got love, you ain't got a hope
If you ain't got love, you ain't got a hope
If you ain't got love, you ain't got a hope
If you ain't got love, you ain't got a hope

Bullshit! - the spines on his arms
From his flabby biceps to his sweaty palms
All the way to Memphis, all the way to Barca
Czech mate! Flee the Beast of Bratislava
From the Cistene chapel to the Tower of Babel
The poisoned blankets, the electric cable
The curs-ed ten fillers, the old hag's basket
The border guards with their stapled plastic wallet
Pistols to the hilt, one hundred crowns
Feet on the seats, walls crumbling down
Molten statues on a low loader
Douse the flames with dobra voda

Songs...

47002
A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
John’s Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Just Like the Sixties
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare


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