Grant scrubs his car - stands back on the kerb
Get fresh for the weekend, climb up hacking down trees
He hates his neighbours and their overgrown trees
How can you love your neighbour when he looks like Grant Mitchell?
Get fresh for the weekend
The soap suds in the gutter - cause to itch, cough and splutter
They've washed away his friends
Now resigned to spending hours alone
On his paving slab patio
His only comfort is his sun-soaked deckchair
And beat up radio
Get fresh for the weekend, climb up hacking down trees
Blocking out the sun
He's gonna teach them a lesson with a midnight mission
And chop down every one
As quiet as he can like the milk tray man
Creeping in the moonlight
In his teeth he holds an axe, he scales the wall and hacks
Things go 'bump' in the middle of the night
How can you love your neighbour when he acts like Grant Mitchell?
How can you love your neighbour when he sounds like Grant Mitchell?
How can you love your neighbour when he smells like Grant Mitchell?
47002
A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
John’s Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Just Like the Sixties
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare
Created without the use of Mickeysoft 'Frontpage' or any similar programmes.