JOHNSON    

I said "Hey, Mr Johnson are you going to London today?"
I recognise your face from that time I saw you play
He said "Will you board my train, it's a useless 'Plastic Pig'?"
I don't want that crap and I won't attend your gigs

I saw Johnson eating a pear. On Monday morning he wasn't there
I saw Johnson eating a pear. On Monday morning he wasn't there

I walked past Mr Johnson and I let him see my back
He focused on my jacket and my tartan bondage straps
When he saw his logo, his eyes popped out of his head
He thought he'd hit the big time - hey careful where you tread

I saw Johnson eating a pear. On Monday morning he wasn't there
I saw Johnson eating a pear. On Monday morning he wasn't there
I saw Johnson eating a pear. On Monday morning he wasn't there
I saw Johnson eating a pear. On Monday morning he wasn't there