TUDOR HOUSE PAINTER    

When all good citizens are safely tucked up in bed, the houses around Brighton's Preston Park are in darkness. Except for one, where a man sits at his easel, painting...

Tudor house painter sits in his window
Painting the night away
He's painting by numbers, painting by moonlight
He'll paint to the break of day

Tudor house painter claims to be an artist
By picking other people's minds
Tudor house painter can you be an artist
When you can only count to nine?

Tudor house painter aspires to be a master
As he paints the night away
But his work's not aesthetic or lapped up by the critics
He's wasting his time away

Tudor house painter claims to be an artist
By picking other people's minds
Tudor house painter can you be an artist
When you can only count to nine?

Songs...

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A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
John’s Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Just Like the Sixties
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare


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