Eastfield Song Lyrics

BURT REYNOLDS RIDES AGAIN

It is highly offensive that celebrities who commit abhorrent acts of domestic violence are still at large in the public eye. If they want to be role models then film footage of themselves getting a deserved kicking would set a much better example…
The mean machine visited the best little whorehouse in Texas to hustle.
He proved that he was semi-tough with deliverance of a rough upper-cut.
The man who loved women's got a funny way of showing it the lucky lady
is not so lucky, this is everything you wanted to know about Burt Reynolds
but were afraid to ask...
Starting Over is crap
City Heat is rubbish
The Mean Machine is crap
The Longest Yard is rubbish
Sharky's machine is crap
Boogie Nights is rubbish
Smokey and the Bandit is crap
The Cannonball Run is rubbish
Rough Cut is crap
Semi Tough is rubbish
The Best Little Whorehouse is crap
Deliverance is rubbish
White Lightning is crap
The Man Who Loved Women is rubbish
Lucky Lady is crap
Skulduggery is rubbish
Hooper is crap
Gator is rubbish
Hustle is crap
Striptease is rubbish
Smokey and the Bandit is crap
The Cannonball Run is rubbish
Everything You Wanted to Know is crap and The End is rubbish
La la la la-la, la la la la-la, la la la la-la - Burt Reynolds
La la la la-la, la la la la-la, la la la la-la - Fuck off
La la la la-la, la la la la-la, la la la la-la - Burt Reynolds
La la la la-la, la la la la-la, la la la la-la - Fuck off

Songs...
47002
A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
John’s Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Just Like the Sixties
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare

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