There's always one to spoil the fun. Just as everything was back on track
we are now faced with an impending picture of doom and gloom.
Get out your turquoise tracksuit and repent ye sinners…

Woke up in the morning feeling truth vibrations
Inspiration to write a book
He once was a humble snooker commentator
Now he's a channel for Jesus Christ
All his followers wear turquoise tracksuits
It's the colour of cosmic love
When disaster wreaks havoc on this country
He'll be saying "I told you so"

'Cos the sea is going to swallow up the Isle of Arran
Along with Greece and the cliffs of Kent
China will fall to bad thought vibrations
Everyone's wearing black these days
He buried a piece of slate out on Salisbury Plain
So the world will be balanced and sane again
When his ramblings turn out to be madness
He'll write some more and put it to the test


A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Cigarettes and Tourettes
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Don't Phone Back
Eate Yourself Dead
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Everything is Marvellous
Fare Dodging
Fortuna Hell
Get a Grip
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Hucknal! Get Out of my Car!
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
Jeremy's Dream
John's Not Mad
Jostick Head
Jumping Someone Else's Train
Just Like the Sixties
Keep on Tracking the Train
La Jonquera
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Money Money Money Money
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pedigree Scum
Peace and Love Muthafucka
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Sky Burial at Warton Crag
Summer Hill Blues
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare
Why do people sing about riots?

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