Stuck on the outskirts of Lyon, soaked to the skin with no food or sleep was the low point of hitching from Munich to Barcelona. The sun eventually came out and we gladly accepted a lift to Montpelier. Everything was smiley until the driver drew comparisons between his dreadlocked passenger and a well-known pop singer.

I'm so glad we made it
It's been a long, long night
The engine's running and the sun is shining
And everything will be alright
We've blown out the service station
Where the food's too shite to mention
I left my soul by the side of the road
As I opened the passenger door

He said "Hucknall! Get out of the car!"
This is the road to hell. "Get out of the car!"

Burning up the fast lane
Autoroute 666
Crunching back the gears
Interstate 999
Enhanced with the radio on
I don't fear the reaper
But I'm petrified of the driver

He said "Hucknall! Get out of the car!"
This is the road to hell. "Get out of the car!"

Something got me started
Another thing got me riled
To be in the same breath as Simply Red
Is gonna wipe away my smile
I thought I'd do the right thing
I wound the window down
I did a runner at the traffic lights
'Cos there's a new train in town

He said "Hucknall! Get out of the car!"
This is the road to hell. "Get out of the car!"
"Hucknall! Get out of the car!"
This is the road to hell


A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Cigarettes and Tourettes
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Don't Phone Back
Eate Yourself Dead
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Everything is Marvellous
Fare Dodging
Fortuna Hell
Get a Grip
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Hucknal! Get Out of my Car!
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
Jeremy's Dream
John's Not Mad
Jostick Head
Jumping Someone Else's Train
Just Like the Sixties
Keep on Tracking the Train
La Jonquera
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Money Money Money Money
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pedigree Scum
Peace and Love Muthafucka
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Sky Burial at Warton Crag
Summer Hill Blues
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare
Why do people sing about riots?

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