The train to the top of the world, josticks line the track
Opium-scented anti-macassars, buddhas in the luggage racks
It's far, far better than Central Trains, ascending the up line
The zen train to Lhasa Central, snaking to the sky
We will mend it, we will send it, we will stick it with glue.
We will stick it, every little bit of it, we will make it like new
Chanting the network closedown, entranced to the end of the line
Things keep on going round and round on Tibetan circle lines
Happy clap to your destination, high altitude buffer stops
The sky train to Lhasa Central, ascending to the top
We will mend it, we will send it, we will stick it with glue.
We will stick it, every little bit of it, we will make it like new
Non stop - straight to the top. We're going non stop - straight to the top
The driver's meditating, the guard's levitating, the passengers are all shaking
They're all scared shitless, high altitude sickness, the platform staff are still waiting
The conductor's trying to stop his yogic flying, the train indicators are lying
They broke down early on this spiritual journey, the passengers are all vying
To get a window seat, they're dead upon their feet, every station passed they drop a heart beat
Forget the window seat, they're dead upon their feet,
Every station passed the heart stops beating
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A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
Amuse Me
@ Fuck
Angoisse des Gares
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Cigarettes and Tourettes
Clank!
Class 20s of the Apocalypse
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Don't Phone Back
Eat Yourself Dead
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
End of Days / End of Daze
Everything is Marvellous
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
Get a Grip
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Hucknal! Get Out of my Car!
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
Jeremy's Dream
Jesus Christ! Turbostar!
John's Not Mad
Johnny McDonald
Johnson
Jostick Head
Jumping Under Someone Else's Train
Just Getting Going
Just Like the Sixties
Keep on Tracking the Train
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Money Money Money Money
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Paper Houses
Paint it Red
Pedigree Scum
Peace and Love Muthafucka
Pepper
Pin Me to the Moral High Ground
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Railyard Blues
Rod, Hull and Emo
Rugeley Crimestoppers
Second to Last
Sharks Against Surfers
Sky Burial at Warton Crag
Slam!
Spirals
Straight outta Santa Fe
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Chilli Line
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
There's a Bavarian in the Back of My Car
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Train to the Top of the World
Tudor House Painter
United Colours of Weymouth
Weston Super Scare
Why do people sing about riots?
You Can't Do That on the Moon
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