Aspartame going round in your brain
It gets in your body it won't go out again

It's the fizz won't give you whizz
It tastes like cheap toothpaste
'Course it ain't got that totally tropical taste
It's made from girders, it's made from irn
Blown back Hunterstone waste
Happy benzene cow - a tango slap in the face

Aspartame going round in your brain
It gets in your body it won't go out again

As toxic as red smarties
As soluble as lead
Put your hand on the trigger of the ring-pull to your head
For sugar free sickly pop music
Save up twenty-five rings
Perfect harmony - go teach the world to sing

Aspartame going round in your brain
It gets in your body it won't go out again

Never question anything
Just do what you're told to
Always drink what's put in front of you

Aspartame going round in your brain
It gets in your body it won't go out again