ASPARTAME    

An indie pop kid drinking song. Aspartame is banned in several countries but is still widely available in our food and drink despite some evidence that the body may not actually be able to get rid of it.

Aspartame going round in your brain
It gets in your body it won't go out again

It's the fizz won't give you whizz
It tastes like cheap toothpaste
'Course it ain't got that totally tropical taste
It's made from girders, it's made from irn
Blown back Hunterstone waste
Happy benzene cow - a tango slap in the face

Aspartame going round in your brain
It gets in your body it won't go out again

As toxic as red smarties
As soluble as lead
Put your hand on the trigger of the ring-pull to your head
For sugar free sickly pop music
Save up twenty-five rings
Perfect harmony - go teach the world to sing

Aspartame going round in your brain
It gets in your body it won't go out again

Never question anything
Just do what you're told to
Always drink what's put in front of you

Aspartame going round in your brain
It gets in your body it won't go out again

Songs...

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A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Cigarettes and Tourettes
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Don't Phone Back
Eate Yourself Dead
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Everything is Marvellous
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
Get a Grip
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Hucknal! Get Out of my Car!
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
Jeremy's Dream
John's Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Jumping Someone Else's Train
Just Like the Sixties
Keep on Tracking the Train
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Money Money Money Money
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pedigree Scum
Peace and Love Muthafucka
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Sky Burial at Warton Crag
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare
Why do people sing about riots?


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