CHIDDINGFOLD GENERAL     

In loving memory of Nick Fawcett, formerly responsible for ‘security’ operations on the Chiddingfold, Leconfield and Cowdray Hunt, who died rather unexpectedly of a heart attack!

Too much pressure, soak up the stress
It’s all horseplay there’s not enough rest
His life is full, it’s far from bland
With his overactive 'type A' thyroid gland
He rallies to the cry “Get off my land”
With his Land Rover tyres and his blood red hands
If it all breaks down, don’t force it, Nick
Or the wind will change and your face will stick

Always have a kind heart - Always have a strong heart
Always have a good heart - Nothing can go wrong

It’s country life, it’s English too
From the cows to the dairy the dairy to you
Whaley’s marriage has all turned sour
He sobbed to the world on Women’s Hour
Draft a tin pot army no expenses paid
It’s out of shape, won’t make the grade
When it all breaks down, don’t force it Nick
Or the wind will change and your face will stick

Always have a kind heart - Always have a strong heart
Always have a good heart - Nothing can go wrong

Nick rode out full battle cry
The pains in his chest shot down his side
His four-wheel drive makeshift hearse
While the ransom notes swell the hunt purse
At Petworth kennels they laid him on a slab
Tendered with a mallet dunked him in a vat
Now bloated and blue with his hands all bound
He’ll hang from the walls ‘til he’s fed to the hounds

Always have a kind heart - Always have a strong heart
Always have a good heart - Nothing can go wrong

Nick Fawcett’s heart has given up
Nick Fawcett’s heart has given up
Can’t take the pace
Well it all boils down to social incompetence
Coupled with in-bred ignorance

Nick Fawcett’s heart has given up

Songs...

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A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Cigarettes and Tourettes
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Don't Phone Back
Eate Yourself Dead
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Everything is Marvellous
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
Get a Grip
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Hucknal! Get Out of my Car!
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
Jeremy's Dream
John's Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Jumping Someone Else's Train
Just Like the Sixties
Keep on Tracking the Train
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Money Money Money Money
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pedigree Scum
Peace and Love Muthafucka
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Sky Burial at Warton Crag
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare
Why do people sing about riots?


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