THE GASMAN    

The jobsworth mentality of a security guard willing to defend adjacent territories from invaders at all costs.

The Gasman “Where do you think you’re going boy?” the gasman said to me
I caught him on a bad day, he hadn’t had his beauty sleep
It was half past six banging on the roof trying to get over the wall
All four corners at Stewarts Lane cut down to the floor

Everyday is an open day, everyday is free
High visibility hostility
That’s the beauty, that’s the beauty,
that’s the beauty, that’s the beauty of gas

He’s fortified his compound with barbed-wire wall surround
Bedded down with sandbags, one ear to the ground
Seven Zark Seven tin can circus a trip-line tied to his toe,
Rattling the cage of the underfed hounds chained to the lookout post

Everyday is an open day, everyday is free
High visibility hostility
that’s the beauty, that’s the beauty,
that’s the beauty, that’s the beauty of gas

Collectors Corner keep out signs sealing the gap to the floor
Bearing false threats to trespass, plating the fortress wall
On his calor gas bottle drum kit it warns ‘Eingang est verboten’
But that’s tagged out in marker pen, yeah laws are made to be broken

Everyday is an open day, everyday is free
High visibility hostility
that’s the beauty, that’s the beauty,
that’s the beauty, that’s the beauty of gas

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A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Cigarettes and Tourettes
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Don't Phone Back
Eate Yourself Dead
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Everything is Marvellous
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
Get a Grip
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Hucknal! Get Out of my Car!
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
Jeremy's Dream
John's Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Jumping Someone Else's Train
Just Like the Sixties
Keep on Tracking the Train
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Money Money Money Money
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pedigree Scum
Peace and Love Muthafucka
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Sky Burial at Warton Crag
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare
Why do people sing about riots?


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