EDDIE WATSON    

Some people aspire to join the police, those that can’t make the grade can always fall back on the Transport Police. And for those rejected by the Transport Police…

The fat controller's chair has gone
Re-routed its Eastfield throne
Packed his bags for Buxton Spa
With a head full of empty stone
He re-wrote the bible steaming
Gave the still-born christians grief
The ground opened up and swallowed poor Eddie down
Stuck his fingers down his throat on arrival at Romiley town

Deep station yard
Stuttering, spitting words
The eleventh commandment prophesized
Was not a sign from god
Used to people heeding his words
He hammered on the red-hot phone
The ground opened up & swallowed poor Eddie down
Stuck his fingers down his throat on arrival at Romiley town

Jesus walked in the wilderness
Jesus walked on the water
But he gave up his job as a swimming pool attendant
To become a station porter
He turned his roaming to the railway line
And his life expectancy quartered
The Q-train found him every single time
And his lions and his lambs got slaughtered

The breakfast table post cluttered up
Awake with Watchtower and Railnews
With toilets and medals gleaming
There’s much more cleaning to do
Eddie greased his truncheon
And paced on the platform floor
The ground opened up and swallowed poor Eddie down
Stuck his fingers down his throat on arrival at Romiley town

Songs...

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A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Cigarettes and Tourettes
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Don't Phone Back
Eate Yourself Dead
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Everything is Marvellous
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
Get a Grip
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Hucknal! Get Out of my Car!
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
Jeremy's Dream
John's Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Jumping Someone Else's Train
Just Like the Sixties
Keep on Tracking the Train
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Money Money Money Money
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pedigree Scum
Peace and Love Muthafucka
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Sky Burial at Warton Crag
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare
Why do people sing about riots?


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