HUMOUR EXCLUSION ZONE    

When drifting in and out of consciousness it's not the noise and ring tones that are annoying, it's the banal conversations that it's only possible to hear one side of. If you must insist on using your mobile phone please consider your fellow passengers and talk about something juicy or humorous instead.

Ring Ring why don't you give me a call…

This is the quiet zone on the last train home
Tell me something I don't know
This is the riot zone on the last train home
Tell me something I don't know

Why don't you do something boring instead?
Switch on to the radiation, put the hand-set to your head
Make somebody happy, kindly refrain from talking
Change your name to Yoffy and let your fingers do the walking

This is the quiet zone on the last train home
Tell me something I don't know
This is the riot zone on the last train home
Tell me something I don't know

It may be good to talk but it's painful for the listener
If the future is Orange then you're a bunch of fucking Hare Krishnas
Polyphonic finger cymbals a tuneless crashing din
Incoming call vibrations, David Icke is tuning in

This is the quiet zone on the last train home
Tell me something I don't know
This is the riot zone on the last train home
Tell me something I don't know

Hello, this is Joannie I'm sorry but I'm not here
If you please leave your name and number
I'll text you back if I remember
Hello, this is Joannie I've just gone through a tunnel
I'm going through some kind of crisis
Now I'm jumping through the carriage window

This is the quiet zone on the last train home
Tell me something I don't know
This is the riot zone on the last train home
Tell me something I don't know

Songs...

47002
A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Cigarettes and Tourettes
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Don't Phone Back
Eate Yourself Dead
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Everything is Marvellous
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
Get a Grip
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Hucknal! Get Out of my Car!
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
Jeremy's Dream
John's Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Jumping Someone Else's Train
Just Like the Sixties
Keep on Tracking the Train
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Money Money Money Money
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pedigree Scum
Peace and Love Muthafucka
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Sky Burial at Warton Crag
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare
Why do people sing about riots?


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