THREE SEATS    

The devil drinks in the Wagon and Horses
Ground Control awaiting its cue
Take the landlord off my back, take the wagons off the track
"The ‘plane, boss" shouts Tattoo (She loves me)

All hell broke out in the middle of the night
Cruising at thirty-seven thousand feet
Well that's little extra comfort needed to pass away the time
Three seats - Hey! She didn't pay for three seats

She's lying - On three seats
Heavily sleeping - On three seats
Happily dreaming - On three seats
Steadily sinking - On three seats

Flight simulator up in the air
Downing a bottle of scotch
Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough
He wheezes and he coughs (You lightweights)

All hell broke out in the middle of the night
Cruising at thirty-seven thousand feet
Well that's little extra comfort needed to pass away the time
Three seats - Hey! She didn't pay for three seats

(Travelling) Eastbound, Westbound, Eastbound, Westbound
Eastbound, Westbound, East
Flying into Mecca, Nosediving to Buddha
Haynes are you packing a piece?

Auto pilot locked in his seat
Sort out this mess on your own
Come on Mr Toomay, you can see right through me
He’s stressed out as he moans (You headcase)

All hell broke out in the middle of the night
Cruising at thirty-seven thousand feet
Well that's little extra comfort
Needed to pass away the time
Three seats - Hey! She didn't pay for three seats
Three seats - Hey! She didn't pay for three seats
Three seats - Hey! She didn't pay for three seats