CIGARETTES AND TOURETTES    

We've all had those infuriating conversations when we ask a friend how they're doing and instead they just harp on about what 'great' things their band is doing or is going to do. Before I beat you around the head with a blunt instrument I would like you to know that I think all bands are crap. I never liked them and I never will.

What are rock stars made of? Cigarettes and tourettes
Rip out your ego and throw it from the window
It will cost your manager less

I don't care about your band. I don't listen to your band
I don't care about your band. What happened to 'you'?

What are rock rebels made of? An illusion of control
Smash your guitar through the juke box, baby
If you really hate rock n roll

I don't care about your band. I don't listen to your band
I don't care about your band. What happened to 'you'?

What are rock bores made of? Cigarettes and tourettes
We used to have so much to talk about
Now I couldn't care less

I don't care about your band. I don't listen to your band
I don't care about your band. What happened to 'you'?

Songs...

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A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Cigarettes and Tourettes
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Don't Phone Back
Eate Yourself Dead
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Everything is Marvellous
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
Get a Grip
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Hucknal! Get Out of my Car!
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
Jeremy's Dream
John's Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Jumping Someone Else's Train
Just Like the Sixties
Keep on Tracking the Train
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Money Money Money Money
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pedigree Scum
Peace and Love Muthafucka
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Sky Burial at Warton Crag
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare
Why do people sing about riots?


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