PEDIGREE SCUM    

Back on your travels to free your mind
Pack off your troubles far behind
The broccoli special is on the up line
The chef du gare has made up time
The euroshuttle is mdma-zing
But the electrostars are in a mess
The platform tannoy is stuck in a groove
Of the 377 midnight express

Prefixed in Budapest
Transfixed in Folkestone West
It's the perfect tonic to flush the blues away

Checkpoint Charlie at Clapham Junction
The sniffer dogs are high as a kite
Their pedigree chum has been laced by zammo
State-dependent training cannot be right
So I've been collared by scratch and sniff
For a passive search - it's the oldest trick in the book
And I haven't got four legs to stand on
They never liked the way that I look

Prefixed in Budapest
Transfixed in Folkestone West
The perfect tonic to flush the blues away

Checkpoint Charlie at Clapham Junction
Carrying guns to make the public safe
Their donuts have been laced by zammo
Their coffee tastes nicer with anti-mate

Prefixed in Budapest
Transfixed in Folkestone West
The perfect tonic to flush the blues away