PEDIGREE SCUM    

It had't been the best of weekends. To confound matters the British Transport Police were out in force to intercept imaginary gangs at Clapham Junction. Frustrated and empty-handed they decided on the age-old trick of deliberately walking their sniffer dog into the 'crusty'.

Back on your travels to free your mind
Pack off your troubles far behind
The broccoli special is on the up line
The chef du gare has made up time
The euroshuttle is mdma-zing
But the electrostars are in a mess
The platform tannoy is stuck in a groove
Of the 377 midnight express

Prefixed in Budapest
Transfixed in Folkestone West
It's the perfect tonic to flush the blues away

Checkpoint Charlie at Clapham Junction
The sniffer dogs are high as a kite
Their pedigree chum has been laced by zammo
State-dependent training cannot be right
So I've been collared by scratch and sniff
For a passive search - it's the oldest trick in the book
And I haven't got four legs to stand on
They never liked the way that I look

Prefixed in Budapest
Transfixed in Folkestone West
The perfect tonic to flush the blues away

Checkpoint Charlie at Clapham Junction
Carrying guns to make the public safe
Their donuts have been laced by zammo
Their coffee tastes nicer with anti-mate

Prefixed in Budapest
Transfixed in Folkestone West
The perfect tonic to flush the blues away

Songs...

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A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Cigarettes and Tourettes
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Don't Phone Back
Eate Yourself Dead
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Everything is Marvellous
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
Get a Grip
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Hucknal! Get Out of my Car!
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
Jeremy's Dream
John's Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Jumping Someone Else's Train
Just Like the Sixties
Keep on Tracking the Train
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Money Money Money Money
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pedigree Scum
Peace and Love Muthafucka
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Sky Burial at Warton Crag
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare
Why do people sing about riots?


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