JOSTICK HEAD    

As the winter of discontent turns into the summer of free love, bricks and petrol bombs have been replaced with juggling balls

Tightly cling on to your teapot handle,
gather your robe and snuff out your candle flames
Are you going to crash about
on your finger cymbals today?
You can hop, skip and dance
until your sandals wear away

The gift of free love is tapping on your shoulder
Lighting up your head as a jostick holder
So vegetate, until the incense burns away
Collect your trinkets, gather your tat
Put on your bangles and your Womad hat
And juggle for days until the incense burns away

A world of hippy shit blanking current affairs
Grab your teapot, descend the rickety stairs
Choose wise this life of squalor
for the credibility marks
You can light an incense candle
if you're frightened of the dark

The gift of free love is tapping on your shoulder
Lighting up your head as a jostick holder
So vegetate, until the incense burns away
Collect your trinkets, gather your tat
Put on your bangles and your Womad hat
And juggle for days until the incense burns away

Dupe Taggart with the fake suicide
Using chloroform and carbon monoxide
You can drill a few holes
in the top of the victim's skull
Here's one I prepared earlier
with a jostick in each hole

The gift of free love is tapping on your shoulder
Lighting up your head as a jostick holder
So vegetate, until the incense burns away
Collect your trinkets, gather your tat
Put on your bangles and your Womad hat
Collect your trinkets, gather your tat
Put on your bangles and your Womad hat
And juggle for days until the incense burns away

And juggle for days until the incense burns away

Songs...

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A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Cigarettes and Tourettes
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Don't Phone Back
Eate Yourself Dead
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Everything is Marvellous
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
Get a Grip
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Hucknal! Get Out of my Car!
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
Jeremy's Dream
John's Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Jumping Someone Else's Train
Just Like the Sixties
Keep on Tracking the Train
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Money Money Money Money
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pedigree Scum
Peace and Love Muthafucka
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Sky Burial at Warton Crag
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare
Why do people sing about riots?


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