MICK MURPHY'S DIRTY BAR    

Archaic licensing laws pave the way for after-hours drinking dens such as
the 'Dirty Bar' held by Mick Murphy with it's impressive array of weird and
wonderful transglobal spirits that no right-minded soul would ever dream of
drinking. A perfect recipe for a good night, that is until someone decides to
pick up an acoustic guitar…

There's a drunk in the corner tapping his toes
Strumming protest songs and whining through his nose
Everybody else is having a laugh
In Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar

So sink another drink in Mick's Dirty Bar
It's 3am it's long since closing time
Crack open a bottle from across the choppy seas
The stock dates back to 1979

There's a bongo player whacked on drugs
No sense of rhythm just a constant thud
Coming up on a fisherman's friend
He's licking the door he's gone round the bend

So sink another drink in Mick's Dirty Bar
It's 4am it's long since closing time
Crack open a bottle from across the choppy seas
The stock dates back to 1979

Going down, down, down, deeper and down
To garageband punk rock sound
Going down, down, down, deeper and down
To this dirty bar in this dirty town

So sink another drink in Mick's Dirty Bar
It's 5am it's long since closing time
Crack open a bottle from across the choppy seas
The stock dates back to 1979
So open the fridge in Mick's Dirty Bar
I don't want a yoghurt, I don't want a ninety-nine
Just shake off the dust from that ancient duty-free
The consignment date is 1979


Disclaimer: The acoustic guitar and bongos mentioned in this song do not
belong to M. D. Murphy or any of his regular clientele.

Songs...

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A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Cigarettes and Tourettes
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Don't Phone Back
Eate Yourself Dead
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Everything is Marvellous
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
Get a Grip
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Hucknal! Get Out of my Car!
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
Jeremy's Dream
John's Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Jumping Someone Else's Train
Just Like the Sixties
Keep on Tracking the Train
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Money Money Money Money
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pedigree Scum
Peace and Love Muthafucka
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Sky Burial at Warton Crag
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare
Why do people sing about riots?


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