DON'T PHONE BACK    

During a potential eviction situation the only person who had the 'decency' to return any call was the bailiff (not that they would have got in anyway). Everyone knows that bailiffs are the scum of the earth...so then what does that say about all the other agencies involved in the whole saga?

Calm and collected on the inside
Choking on the smoke
Transcend the forgotten village
From the central phaff zone
There's an army on the outside
That can huff, puff and hack
They can taste the boiling oil
But don't you ever phone back
Don't phone back
Don't you ever, ever, ever, ever phone back
Don't you ever, ever, ever, ever phone back

Granted squatters rights
Rubber-stamped by the landlord
And his phone tree might work
If he'd just get off the 'phone
We'll ignore all the fines
All the letters on the mat
And the faxes from the mountains
But don't you ever phone back
Don't phone back
Don't you ever, ever, ever, ever phone back
Don't you ever, ever, ever, ever phone back

You can cut off the water
It was never fit to drink
You can help yourself to chattels
But leave the kitchen sink
You can take all our worldly goods
It's all hippy tat
You can disconnect the meters
But don't you ever phone back
Don't phone back
Don't you ever, ever, ever, ever phone back . . .

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A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Cigarettes and Tourettes
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Don't Phone Back
Eate Yourself Dead
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Everything is Marvellous
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
Get a Grip
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Hucknal! Get Out of my Car!
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
Jeremy's Dream
John's Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Jumping Someone Else's Train
Just Like the Sixties
Keep on Tracking the Train
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Money Money Money Money
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pedigree Scum
Peace and Love Muthafucka
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Sky Burial at Warton Crag
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare
Why do people sing about riots?


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