PORT TALBOT TRANSPORT POLICE    

No matter how many quirky cop series hit the television screens, the police force will never shake off its bad image especially when most of them possess the mentality of the Transport Police in Port Talbot.


Jim Taggart is turning in his grave
All his bone-dry sense of humour and scowling has gone to waste 
He should have poured his whisky down the drain
'Cos when it all comes down to it 
There are plenty bad eggs in this rotten basket

Port Talbot Transport Police are scum scum scum scum scum
Port Talbot Transport Police are scum
Port Talbot Transport Police are scum scum scum scum scum
The British Transport Police are scum

Inspector Morse is in his grave
All that wine and finery, old classics gone to waste
His red Jag's burnt out rusting in the rain 
'Cos when it all comes down to it 
There are plenty bad eggs in this rotten basket

Port Talbot Transport Police are scum scum scum scum scum
Port Talbot Transport Police are scum
Port Talbot Transport Police are scum scum scum scum scum
The British Transport Police are scum

I wanna sing a song and it won't take long

Songs...

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A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Cigarettes and Tourettes
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Don't Phone Back
Eate Yourself Dead
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Everything is Marvellous
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
Get a Grip
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Hucknal! Get Out of my Car!
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
Jeremy's Dream
John's Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Jumping Someone Else's Train
Just Like the Sixties
Keep on Tracking the Train
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Money Money Money Money
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pedigree Scum
Peace and Love Muthafucka
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Sky Burial at Warton Crag
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare
Why do people sing about riots?


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