Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Caught in the wake of a bullet train
He's the second fastest cycle courier
He's faster than the TPO's
From Bishopsgate to Euston Road
He's the second fastest cycle courier in London

Go Go Go - He's faster than the TPO's

The city is his velodrome
He slaloms round the traffic cones
He's the second fastest cycle courier
Every street's a racing track
With a yellow jersey on his back
He's the second fastest cycle courier in London

Go Go Go - He's faster than the TPO's

Watch him glide watch him go
All the way down the Kingsland Road
He's the second fastest cycle courier
The coppers try to flag him down
From St Pancras to Camden Town
He's the second fastest cycle courier in London

Go Go Go - He's faster than the TPO's

He wants to ride his bicycle
He wants to ride his bike
In speed trials for Quiksilver
He goes like dynamite
Car-swerving, lane-changing
Wing mirrors rearranging
Tyres screeching, rubber burning
Drivers heads constantly turning
Watch him glide watch him go
He's faster than the TPO's
He's faster than Pony Express
From Canonbury to Kentish Town West
He's faster than Parcel Force
He thinks he's in the Tour De France
He's faster than Barry Sheene
He'll end up through a windscreen

Go Go Go - He's faster than the TPO's