THE SECOND FASTEST CYCLE COURIER IN LONDON    

A friend, in all honesty, thought he was.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Caught in the wake of a bullet train
He's the second fastest cycle courier
He's faster than the TPO's
From Bishopsgate to Euston Road
He's the second fastest cycle courier in London

Go Go Go - He's faster than the TPO's

The city is his velodrome
He slaloms round the traffic cones
He's the second fastest cycle courier
Every street's a racing track
With a yellow jersey on his back
He's the second fastest cycle courier in London

Go Go Go - He's faster than the TPO's

Watch him glide watch him go
All the way down the Kingsland Road
He's the second fastest cycle courier
The coppers try to flag him down
From St Pancras to Camden Town
He's the second fastest cycle courier in London

Go Go Go - He's faster than the TPO's

He wants to ride his bicycle
He wants to ride his bike
In speed trials for Quiksilver
He goes like dynamite
Car-swerving, lane-changing
Wing mirrors rearranging
Tyres screeching, rubber burning
Drivers heads constantly turning
Watch him glide watch him go
He's faster than the TPO's
He's faster than Pony Express
From Canonbury to Kentish Town West
He's faster than Parcel Force
He thinks he's in the Tour De France
He's faster than Barry Sheene
He'll end up through a windscreen

Go Go Go - He's faster than the TPO's

Songs...

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A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Cigarettes and Tourettes
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Don't Phone Back
Eate Yourself Dead
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Everything is Marvellous
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
Get a Grip
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Hucknal! Get Out of my Car!
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
Jeremy's Dream
John's Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Jumping Someone Else's Train
Just Like the Sixties
Keep on Tracking the Train
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Money Money Money Money
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pedigree Scum
Peace and Love Muthafucka
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Sky Burial at Warton Crag
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare
Why do people sing about riots?


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