MR. WILLIS    

A tale of a staunch authoritarian and his atypical nuclear family plus one.

Mr Willis has got two sons
They can't play with action men, they can't play with guns
They can't watch Grange Hill on the telly
If they do then he'll get heavy

Mr Willis is proud of his daughter
She plays the violin and the recorder
Tired of spending years being told what to do
Now she's sixteen she's into sniffing glue

He always wears his brown suit on a Sunday afternoon
And his baggy green tracksuit on every other day of the week
He always wears his brown suit on a Sunday afternoon
And his baggy green tracksuit on every other day of the week

Mr Willis loves his wife
She looks like a Jehovahs Witness
She sells the Watchtower at your door
She never gives money to the poor

Mr Willis came from Plymouth
And now he lives in Bognor Regis
He may run around on the football field
But he lacks the skill of Cyrille Regis

He always wears his brown suit on a Sunday afternoon
And his baggy green tracksuit on every other day of the week
He always wears his brown suit on a Sunday afternoon
And his baggy green tracksuit on every other day of the week

Songs...

47002
A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Cigarettes and Tourettes
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Don't Phone Back
Eate Yourself Dead
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Everything is Marvellous
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
Get a Grip
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Hucknal! Get Out of my Car!
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
Jeremy's Dream
John's Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Jumping Someone Else's Train
Just Like the Sixties
Keep on Tracking the Train
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Money Money Money Money
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pedigree Scum
Peace and Love Muthafucka
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Sky Burial at Warton Crag
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare
Why do people sing about riots?


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