DRIVE ON HENRY    

The celebrities will always get the limelight and the flowers, but when their backs are turned, the minions are left to steal the free champagne.

Henry sinks down to his cushion and the sun shines on his head
The glove compartment rests on empty and the fuel gauge’s flashing red
The footwell’s full of backstage passes, free drinks and champagne
If his throat runs dry, they’ve stamped his hand to let him in again

Life is never free and easy - Drive on Henry
Check the mirror, hog the back seats - Drive on Henry
Sit tight in the middle of the road - Drive on Henry
Next time take out a coach load - Drive on Henry

The green light gives the right away, it’s ready, steady go
Hung, drawn and quartered by Juke Box Jury, no one wants to know
There’s more to life than a laminated plastic guest list place
But it’s handy for the free drinks when nobody knows your face

Life is never free and easy- Drive on Henry
Check the mirror, hog the back seats - Drive on Henry
Sit tight in the middle of the road - Drive on Henry
Next time take out a coach load - Drive on Henry

Henry’s whole life flashes by the steamed up tinted glass
Too much stepping out with hi-life, too much stepping on the gas
As he hits the nitro button, a thought lights up his brain
If his throat runs dry, they’ve stamped his hand to let him in again

Life is never free and easy - Drive on Henry
Check the mirror, hog the back seats - Drive on Henry
Sit tight in the middle of the road - Drive on Henry
Next time take out a coach load - Drive on Henry

Can you put me on the guest list?
Is there any freebie drink?
I can’t drive ‘less I feel well pissed
Piss off, you fucking stink

Life is never free and easy - Drive on Henry
Check the mirror, hog the back seats - Drive on Henry
Sit tight in the middle of the road - Drive on Henry
Next time take out a coach load - Drive on Henry

Songs...

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A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Cigarettes and Tourettes
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Don't Phone Back
Eate Yourself Dead
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Everything is Marvellous
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
Get a Grip
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Hucknal! Get Out of my Car!
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
Jeremy's Dream
John's Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Jumping Someone Else's Train
Just Like the Sixties
Keep on Tracking the Train
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Money Money Money Money
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pedigree Scum
Peace and Love Muthafucka
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Sky Burial at Warton Crag
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare
Why do people sing about riots?


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