GRANT THE LUMBERJACK    

[New version]

The notion of 'love thy neighbour' is all very well and good, but surely it doesn't apply to nutters that take it upon themselves to jump over the garden wall and chop down your trees in the middle of the night…

Grant scrubs his car - stands back on the kerb
Get fresh for the weekend
The soap suds in the gutter - cause to itch, cough and splutter
They've washed away his friends
Now resigned to spending hours alone
On his paving slab patio
His only comfort is his sun-soaked deckchair
And beat up radio

Get fresh for the weekend, climb up hacking down trees
Get fresh for the weekend, climb up hacking down trees

He hates his neighbours and their overgrown trees
Blocking out the sun
He's gonna teach them a lesson with a midnight mission
And chop down every one
As quiet as he can like the milk tray man
Creeping in the moonlight
In his teeth he holds an axe, he scales the wall and hacks
Things go 'bump' in the middle of the night

How can you love your neighbour when he looks like Grant Mitchell?
How can you love your neighbour when he acts like Grant Mitchell?
How can you love your neighbour when he sounds like Grant Mitchell?
How can you love your neighbour when he smells like Grant Mitchell?

Songs...

47002
A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Cigarettes and Tourettes
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Don't Phone Back
Eate Yourself Dead
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Everything is Marvellous
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
Get a Grip
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Hucknal! Get Out of my Car!
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
Jeremy's Dream
John's Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Jumping Someone Else's Train
Just Like the Sixties
Keep on Tracking the Train
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Money Money Money Money
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pedigree Scum
Peace and Love Muthafucka
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Sky Burial at Warton Crag
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare
Why do people sing about riots?


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