ROD, HULL AND EMO    

A pilgrimage of emotive angst from the oil refineries of the Humber estuary to the Emo petrol stations in Ireland. Surely 'Country Classics' does a better job of venting your spleen than a barrage of tuneless indie dirge.



The driver inserts his favourite tape
As heels dig in to harden
I never promised you the world
You never promised me a rose garden

Round and around stick your ears to the ground
Inhale those fumes, savour that sound
If sniffing the pipes makes your head spin around
It's never, never, never going to get me down
It's never, never, never going to get me down

The games people play with breeze blocks
Air guns, throwing stones
Iron ore and steel, coal trains and oil
Country roads won't take me home

Round and around stick your ears to the ground
Inhale those fumes, savour that sound
If sniffing the pipes makes your head spin around
It's never, never, never going to get me down
It's never, never, never going to get me down

Time to take a tumble
The crowd's shouting for a dive
Billy-Joe jumped off the Humber Bridge
And the judges scored it nine point nine five

Round and around stick your ears to the ground
Inhale those fumes, savour that sound
If sniffing the pipes makes your head spin around
It's never, never, never going to get me down
It's never, never, never going to get me down

The blanket's on the groundman's body
Billy-Joe's in the Humber
Fat sweaty copper 733
What's your number, cucumber?

Round and around stick your ears to the ground
Inhale those fumes, savour that sound
If sniffing the pipes makes your head spin around
It's never, never, never going to get me down
It's never, never, never going to get me down
It's never, never, never going to get me down
Never, never

Songs...

47002
A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Cigarettes and Tourettes
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Don't Phone Back
Eate Yourself Dead
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Everything is Marvellous
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
Get a Grip
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Hucknal! Get Out of my Car!
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
Jeremy's Dream
John's Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Jumping Someone Else's Train
Just Like the Sixties
Keep on Tracking the Train
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Money Money Money Money
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pedigree Scum
Peace and Love Muthafucka
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Sky Burial at Warton Crag
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare
Why do people sing about riots?


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