JOHNSON    

A Basingstoke musician unlucky to be on the receiving end of the fanatical attention normally reserved for pop stars.

I said "Hey, Mr Johnson are you going to London today?"
I recognise your face from that time I saw you play
He said "Will you board my train, it's a useless 'Plastic Pig'?"
I don't want that crap and I won't attend your gigs

I saw Johnson eating a pear. On Monday morning he wasn't there
I saw Johnson eating a pear. On Monday morning he wasn't there

I walked past Mr Johnson and I let him see my back
He focused on my jacket and my tartan bondage straps
When he saw his logo, his eyes popped out of his head
He thought he'd hit the big time - hey careful where you tread

I saw Johnson eating a pear. On Monday morning he wasn't there
I saw Johnson eating a pear. On Monday morning he wasn't there
I saw Johnson eating a pear. On Monday morning he wasn't there
I saw Johnson eating a pear. On Monday morning he wasn't there

Songs...

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A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Cigarettes and Tourettes
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Don't Phone Back
Eate Yourself Dead
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Everything is Marvellous
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
Get a Grip
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Hucknal! Get Out of my Car!
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
Jeremy's Dream
John's Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Jumping Someone Else's Train
Just Like the Sixties
Keep on Tracking the Train
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Money Money Money Money
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pedigree Scum
Peace and Love Muthafucka
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Sky Burial at Warton Crag
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare
Why do people sing about riots?


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