PLASTIK BUDDHA (KWAI)    

Hong Kong Phooey internal affairs splitting Liang Shang Po
Digging for oil, digging for gold
Swanning around with two ten pences in your eyes
Wearing Birkenstock sandals with false enlightened soles

No more standing still
Rip up the fast lines
Mind the doors and mind the gap
Never trust a hippy
Or a punk rocker
Never trust a chemist with an eagle on his back

Hi karate aftershave flavoured incense cones
Digging for oil, Digging for gold
Take home your shopping in a plastic carrier bag-wan
Mass produce your idols on the cheap set latex mould

No more standing still
Rip up the fast lines
Mind the doors and mind the gap
Never trust a hippy
Or a punk rocker
Never trust a chemist with an eagle on his back

Fat wallet Buddha ripping the heart out of Liang Shang Po
Digging for oil, digging for gold
This is space cadet calling Tripitarka the otter
Your plastic Buddha can't walk on burning coal

No more standing still
Rip up the fast lines
Mind the doors and mind the gap
Never trust a hippy
Or a punk rocker
Never trust a chemist with an eagle on his back

No more standing still
Rip up the fast lines
Mind the doors and mind the gap
Never trust a hippy
Or a punk rocker
Never trust a chemist with an eagle on his back

Songs...

47002
A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Cigarettes and Tourettes
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Don't Phone Back
Eate Yourself Dead
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Everything is Marvellous
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
Get a Grip
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Hucknal! Get Out of my Car!
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
Jeremy's Dream
John's Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Jumping Someone Else's Train
Just Like the Sixties
Keep on Tracking the Train
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Money Money Money Money
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pedigree Scum
Peace and Love Muthafucka
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Sky Burial at Warton Crag
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare
Why do people sing about riots?


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