Love is like a butterfly only if you're on drugs
Or if you get your kicks from watching bugs
As soft and gentle as a sigh, heed the death threat notes
To hang you upside down and slit your throat
Love makes your heart feel strange inside, enough to light the fuse
And if you're lucky you'll be splattered all over the news
If you're lucky you'll be splattered
If you're lucky you'll be splattered
If you're lucky you'll be splattered all over the news

Slam it in! Slam it in! Slam it in! Slam it in!
In! Slam it in! Slam it in! Slam it in!

For that great british taste, slam it in.
Clock Geoffrey Palmer's face and slam it in
For that great british taste, slam it in.
Clock Geoffrey Palmer's face and slam it in
Grind his smug face into the floor.
And crack his head like Greg Louganis on the oven door
For that great british taste, slam it in.
Clock Geoffrey Palmer's face and slam it in

What's meat got? It's got the lot, it's a time-bomb waiting to go off
A bacofoil assassination plot
The carving knife of Damocles, check suspicious post
Or your head will end up as Sunday roast
Watch your waist and watch your back, check under your bonnet too
'Cos you only get an ooh with tofu
You only get an ooh
You only get an ooh
You only get an ooh with tofu

Slam it in! Slam it in! Slam it in! Slam it in!
In! Slam it in! Slam it in! Slam it in!

For that great british taste, slam it in.
Clock Geoffrey Palmer's face and slam it in
For that great british taste, slam it in.
Clock Geoffrey Palmer's face and slam it in
Grind his smug face into the floor.
And crack his head like Greg Louganis on the oven door
For that great british taste, slam it in.
Clock Geoffrey Palmer's face and slam it in