THE CULT OF TED MOULT    

Recently 400,000 people travelled to march through the streets of London to complain about rural hardship and how they should have the right to pursue and slaughter as many animals for entertainment as they see fit. It would have been more productive if they had spent their transport costs on 400,000 shotguns to turn on themselves thus putting an end to their 'hardship' once and for all.



Ain't nothing's gonna breaka my stride
Ain't nothing's gonna breaka my legs
But the stress of life's gonna break the poor farmers back
Do us all a favour, make the planet safer
Blow out your brains as advertised by Ted Moult

We were stitched up by the Essex farmers
Betrayed at Stagden Cross
Take out the cunt from the Countryside Alliance
With Ted Moult's blunderbuss

Vermin stickers polluting cars
And cast off media stars
Sporting John Craven jumpers and the logic of Jimmy Hill
Pest control's addictive, make it self-inflicted
Blow out your brains as advertised by Ted Moult

We were stitched up by the Essex farmers
Betrayed at Stagden Cross
Take out the cunt from the Countryside Alliance
With Ted Moult's blunderbuss

We were stitched up by the Essex farmers
Betrayed at Stagden Cross
Take out the cunt from the Countryside Alliance
With Ted Moult's blunderbuss

Songs...

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A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Cigarettes and Tourettes
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Don't Phone Back
Eate Yourself Dead
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Everything is Marvellous
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
Get a Grip
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Hucknal! Get Out of my Car!
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
Jeremy's Dream
John's Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Jumping Someone Else's Train
Just Like the Sixties
Keep on Tracking the Train
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Money Money Money Money
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pedigree Scum
Peace and Love Muthafucka
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Sky Burial at Warton Crag
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare
Why do people sing about riots?


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